Birds are dinosaurs who shrugged off a couple apocalypses. Some eat bone marrow. Some drink nectar. They outswim fish in the sea. They smile politely at gravity’s demands. I am grateful to see them. I am grateful to feed them. I am grateful to know them.
either these ukrainian nazis were planning to kill solovyov by luring him into a pool and removing the ladder until his life bar ran out or a very dumb FSB agent was told to go out and buy three SIMs and was too scared to ask for clarification and that’s why he bought three Sims 3 expansion packs instead of three burner SIM cards. you know. for your phone.
FSB agent 1: “Be sure to get some wigs too, an assassin would need something inconspicuous that that they would use to sneak across the border while in disguise”
FSB agent 2: “Got it, three bright green wigs taken from Morrigan cosplayers, coming right up”
“Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.”- Anthony Bourdain
“hi are you ready to order?”
“uhhhh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
Anthony Bourdain what do I do?
“get the cream sauce. you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
Tired: finding a sealed tomb from Egypt or some other non white culture and declaring it cursed
Wired: doing the same for the catholics
Listen, they found a sealed sarcophagus made of lead, buried under a centuries-old cathedral in an ancient city built above catacombs lined with human bones. If that doesn’t sound cursed to you, I don’t know what will!
